Pete-ettes

Pete (& Pat) look what they've gone and done. They've bred. They've created another two of the damn things. And oh guess where they were tonight... yup – our garden!

Now our garden is small. It can handle one Wood Pigeon (Pete) quite comfortably. Two Wood Pigeons (Pete & Pat) is a bit of a squeeze, they kinda get in the way - their wings are too big, it's awkward.

Four. No, four is just not going to work. Pete (& Pat) this is not a creche - you've got to sort out nursery, or get your parents to look after them during the day or something. This just isn't right and it's definitely not OK.